Apology Enhancers...

ZING!

Trail Treasures

Most of the time it's tools or blinky lights, but today the Great Trail Cycle has gifted me with a Browning hunting knife.

If my theory is correct i'm about to loose something valuable. 

Shit.

LHT Porn!

A seemingly endless array of LHT photos scraped off of Flickr. Say goodbye to the next 15 minutes.

Stolen Peugeot In DC: Looking For The Owner

Was your Peugeot stolen last night? This beauty was found in a laying in a parking space at 11th and U. If it's yours and you can unlock it. Hit me up and I'll put you in touch with the good samaritan who's keeping it warm for you.  

This reminds me of a photo I once took.


UPDATE: The owner has been found.

BingoStrong!

If you can't laugh at your heroes....

This will come in handy when Lance Armstrong talks to Oprah.

Via DC

Car Diaries: Justice Denied

So I was feeling shitty and didn't bike in today, which is shitty. While driving in someone cut me off pretty bad. I had to slam on the brakes to avoid being side swiped. Dude didn't even give the customary "Sorry I'm an asshole" wave. As I neared my office the dude pulled into my office building and proceeded down to the parking garage, as did I. At this point I'm sure he's feeling pretty tense. 

He parks... 

I park... 

We both get out of our cars at the same time and exchange a glance from across the lot. I'm loving this. Little did this guy know that when he cut someone off he would be riding the elevator with his victim not 2 minutes later! So we both start walking to the elevator and I start thinking of something witty to say. At that moment (which I believe was the single greatest moment of this mans life) one of his coworkers pulls up and starts a conversation, saving him from the elevator ride of ultimate shame.

There is no justice.

The Coolest Thing I've Seen All Year.

Phoenix-Fly - The Need 4 Speed - Mountain Trails from Phoenix Fly on Vimeo.