The Perils of Bike Commuting

Sinkhole Attack!

Yesterday some of your morning commutes may have been interrupted by a water main break that resulted in the flooding of Jones Mill Rd. at East West Highway. This resulted in a big fat sinkhole which took out a telephone pole next to the road and the appearance of a bunch of "people" in orange jumpsuits. Several of these strange jumpsuits proceeded to stand at the edge of the hole and point and bark at two jumpsuits in the hole who appeared to be doing all the work. This strange behavior has never been documented before. After fixing the problem the alleged orange jumpsuited do-gooders disappeared as mysteriously as they arrived. These photos are the only proof of their existence.

Sinkhole "Man"

These images don't show the anything revealing about the Sinkhole "Men" but I have an idea of what they might look like in their natural environment.

That's right... Morlocks

Below, a fellow cyclist narrowly escapes the leader of the group who has donned a yellow jacket to signify his dominance over the pack.